cozmicpunch:

jaxblade:

englishable:

southernsideofme:

Super Dad

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

DADS are Masters of PUNS and of REFLEXES O_O.
So any Ladies want to settle down?

My Dad saved me like this when I was 3. I thought i could walk on the bubble, wrap cover on a jacuzzi and my dad snatched me so fast just the bottom of my feet got wet