theveryworstthing:

REMwolf: Sea Legs

“Possible werewolf sighting at Kalhoon pier last Wednesday. Witnesses
say they saw something swimming in the distance, but could not catch up
to it in their boat as it was far too fast. From afar only the top of a
person’s head could be seen, but there were glimpses of a large shaggy
black form beneath it and the neck was said to be far too long for a
human. A suspicious van and wheelchair were seen parked near some shade
trees by the shore but were gone in the morning so their owner could not
be questioned. If you have any information, please contact the
authorities.”

the second REMwolf for spookmas.